February 24, 2012
tagged as: grateful.
- julie parked her car outside of my garage and for some dumbass reason, people aren’t allowed to park in the driveways in my neighborhood so while we were inside doing some retarded shit the towaway guy had julie’s car hooked and everything. the only reason we knew to run outside was because the alarm went off as he started to drive away with her car hahahah. and julie was just STANDING there so i had to run after him flailing my arms and screaming “waiiitttt!!!! stopp!!” that nigga would have made us pay $170 just to unhook the damn thing but we have vaginas so he didn’t. so that was cool
- i love dane forever. he is the sweetest <3
- woman with the biggest tits in the world, bless your soul
