February 2012
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February 25, 2012
smashburger. too fucking bomb
best friend ryan
9th Wonder // Sweetest Language
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i ate so much tonight..
smashburger AND rally’s with ryan hahahahahah
“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via stellablu)
things i do not hate at the moment
food
sleep
weed
juliesmelody asked: its either we are so lame /)_- or that weed was dank as FFFFFFUCK
this girl came up and like threw her clothes on the counter so the hangers almost hit me so when i was giving her her ugly ass clothes that she bought with her slutty money i sort of threw the bag at her face and she was all giving her friends that look like “omg did she just do that?” and she’s all “i’m not trippin right? she just threw the bag at me?” and i...
Anonymous asked: wow your body is so tight! what's your workout? or is it naturally just that amazing? :D
i remember once i was pms’ing so hard i dropped something and i started crying. i don’t wanna do this anymore. i don’t even want a baby, why do i have to get my period
my body cannot diet and pms at the same time. it’s just not strong enough.
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February 24, 2012
julie parked her car outside of my garage and for some dumbass reason, people aren’t allowed to park in the driveways in my neighborhood so while we were inside doing some retarded shit the towaway guy had julie’s car hooked and everything. the only reason we knew to run outside was because the alarm went off as he started to drive away with her car hahahah. and julie was just...
“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it...”
– Buddha (via kari-shma)
Watchwhat da hell
“Don’t attach yourself to anyone who shows you the least bit of attention because...”
– Ingrid (White Oleander)
i woke up late as fuck so i went to work looking like a hot mess and this sexy ass black guy hit on me. i knew it was the ratchets.
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everythihnggggb is sooooooooooooooooooo funny im crying
ew ew ew americandad is such a sick show!!! molestation is not ok or funny
that dude was talking to cabbages
wtffffffffffffff is going on
when life starts to get really boring, just start imagining people without any eyebrows. it’s sooooooo funny
like my parents were screaming at me once and i just like imagined them without eyebrows and i started cracking up
Watchhohohohhhhhhhhh shit bitch got told
hyyerrlife replied to your post: i’m gonna make a video “shit girls do for…
you should put a clip where you post this
that’s actually a good idea
i’m gonna make a video
“shit girls do for attention”
i’m on a diet
a diet
it’s a fucking conspiracy.
someone in the government wants me to die
Watchi wonder how awkward it was for every single person and furniture in that room
need…..
food…….
do you know what it’s like to have a big bag of frozen meatballs and not be able to eat them? do you?
places i wanna go, things i wanna do
hodad’s
phil’s bbq
santa monica pier
venice beach
los angeles county museum of art
get pierced
get hit on by a hot black guy
cliffdive
get really really stoned and go to a buffet with funny lil niggas
all you can eat sushi
ob and pb
farmer’s market in little italy
food trucks
meet people i enjoy talking to a lot
read a book in one sitting
get drunk and go...